I like playing a character online and sometimes it is quite fun, trolling, pissing off shitty people on the web may not be the greatest idea for a keyboard warrior like me but I fucking got hacked on discord by some edgy 14yr old 'hacker'. I've had my discord since early 2016 and have made a lot of friends, there are a lot of good people on discord but a majority of them are spergs and pedophiles. I have met/seen more pedophiles on discord than I have seen on the fucking news.
Here are some questions I have thought up for you discord newcummers:
Q: Should I join discord?
A: No, don't fucking do it, it's like pulling a trigger to your own balls. Pornhub, 4chan, and Snapchat have waaaaay better community's, join them or you will be rotting your life away on a fucking app.
Q: Will you be joining back discord?
A: Definitely, I need it for school and porn.
Q: do u likey doobus da goobus?
A: uhmm dumbus the gumbass is kinda stinky so I no likey him he also make the big poopi with fnf witch get him alot of views and likeys from 9 yr olds I am a big boy now at 10yr old so I no likey himm anymore
Q: Are you going insane?
A: ha no lol, fucking noob
Q: You should stop playing gears of war
A: fuck off eat a dick
Q: How often do you masturbate???
A: Very very rarely.
Q: How have you been?
A: bad, I have too many responsibilities to fucking handle, one day I'll have a house, a big boobie anime waifu, and 16 beautiful massive-eyed kids.
Q: Is that you in the pfp?
A: Nope, its gage the loudmouth, extremely smart and beautiful person, he doesn't bully people that are disabled, whatsoever. gage can suck my micropenis.
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A: -. --- .-.. --- .-..
I am slowly rotting away on this shit site called discord
All is dose to me is cause discourse
only the lord can save me now